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Some men have a "North Star." Bill has a "Magnetic South." If Bill recommends a steakhouse, prepare for salmonella. If Bill says a movie is a masterpiece, it likely has a 4% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Bill once claimed a gas station burrito was "life-changing." He was technically correct, but mostly regarding his proximity to a bathroom for 48 hours.
If Bill says "this is coming back in style," it is actually being banned by international treaty.
Frank Sedgwick TIP: Always do the exact opposite of what Bill suggests.